July 15, 2007

I Want a Pony!!!

Why do little kids love horses and ponys so much? Is it:

A.) Because they want to be cowboys and cowgirls
B.) Because horses are cute
C.) Because horses are fun to ride on
D.) Because little kids secretly love to eat horse meat

The answer is D, folks. D. Here's my proof:

That's the real deal with absolutely no photoshop manipulation. Baby food horse meat from Italy (Cavallo means Horse in Italian). That's I-t-a-l-y. A country that has the best food in the whole world, serving horse meat to their bambinos. What does this tell us? That kids love horse meat! Why else would Italians, people who know good food better than any of us, give it to them?

So next time you see a kid petting a horse, that big grin you see on his face isn't because he wants to ride the horsey. It's because he's dreaming of how delicious horsey puree tastes.

Which makes me wonder...what else do American kids seemingly like because they're fun and cute, when really them just want to mash their flesh up in a blender and eat it for lunch?

Perhaps...

Maybe all those kisses on Grandpa's cheek are just to get a little taste of the meaty goodness which lies within.

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