October 27, 2006

The Champ

Every time I finish writing a book I rip off my shirt, bare my perfectly manscaped chest, and walk around for a month wearing nothing but a pair of boxing trunks and my old timey heavy weight championship belt.

As I write this, I'm wearing said belt. So that can only mean one thing! Lick Your Neighbor, book #2 in the Chris Genoa's Timeless Classics series, is now done. For an old pictoral essay on what the book's about, go here. Other than that, I'll probably post an excerpt or two at some point just so everybody can tell me that they don't like it as much as Foop! and make me cry just in time for the holidays.

But don't you dare ask me when the book will be published. Because I have no clue. None. And asking me will make me die a little bit inside. In fact, everytime someone asks me when the book will be out, a single cell in my body turns cancerous.

So you have two choices: be silently patient. Or give me cancer.

In the meantime, while were all sitting around silently waiting, the important thing to rememember is to eat plenty of Cock 'o the Walk brand canned fruit. Because I don't want you getting all rolly poley on me.

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