October 03, 2006

Come Chat Me Up

For the first (and quite possibly last) time ever I'm doing one of those author chat things. So if you've been dying to tell me what an asshole I am in real time, here's your chance. Miss this, and you may have to wait until my book tour to call me a fat jerk.

The lowdown:

When: Tuesday, October 10th, 10pm EST
Where: http://lostdamned.com/chat.htm
Who: Me
How Long: Until someone pisses me off

Topics, are not limited to, but will include:

1. The Novel Writing Process (aka: The Thing That's Slowly Killing Me)

2. The Publishing Business (aka: The Torture Chamber)

3. Writers and Alcoholism: A Love/Hate Relationship

4. How to Train a Monkey to Write Your Books For You: The Chris Genoa Story

5. Burgers, Pizza, and Cupcakes: Food of the Goddamn Gods

6. Biceps, and Why Mine are Bigger Than Yours

7. How to Be a Hermit, Never Bathe, Loose all Your Friends, Scare Small Children, and Drink Yourself Into Oblivion (aka: Becoming an Author)

This chat is part of Bizarro Week over at The Lost and The Damned, which is a discussion forum for people who seem to be lost...and DAMNED! Check the schedule to see when other fine writers such as Jeremy Robert Johnson and Carlton Mellick III will be chatting it up.

In the meantime, everyone needs to read the concert rider for Iggy Pop. It was written by one of his roadies in a stream-of-consciousness style and it's incredibly funny. The guy should write a book because it would be hilarious. Check it out at The Smoking Gun.

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