August 21, 2006
Big Fat Fatty
Folks, I feel fat and disgusting today. Do I look fat and disgusting? Be honest. Because I feel fat and disgusting. It's because of what I ate for dinner last night. It sounded like such a great idea at the time, and tasted like a great idea as I stuffed it down the old gullet, but now I have regrets. Big fat regrets.
Here are some clues. See if you can guess what I ate for dinner.
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Please don't tell me you ate the entire Virgin Mary last night. Do you have any idea how many calories she is?
You can bet I'll be bringing this up at our next Weight Watchers meeting.
Posted by: ryan at August 21, 2006 10:45 AMIs it some kind of pizza with pork and edible flowers on it? No that's not it. That doesn't include the fat person's back or the pointing guy.
Posted by: julie h at August 21, 2006 11:53 AMWhatever it is one thing is clear. You are going to die of a heartattack AND burn in hell for eating it.
Posted by: Dave at August 21, 2006 12:06 PMI know! You ate a pizza with ham and human back fat on it! And you chased it down with holy water!
Posted by: Emmy at August 21, 2006 02:57 PMSo far you're all wrong. Close, but wrong.
Posted by: chris at August 21, 2006 05:31 PMI'm still trying to figure out the fish in the light bulb thingie. Don't need another puzzlement!
Posted by: vg at August 21, 2006 08:07 PMYou ate Dominos pork ribs (do they sell ribs?) at a church picnic with Mario watching you.
Posted by: mn at August 22, 2006 12:10 AMChris I didn't give you permission to post my fat back on here. :(
I'll let you away with it just this one time though ...cuz you rock my socks. xoxo
Christa
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