August 07, 2006

Worst Toy Ever

I have this pain in my shoulder, probably from the weird position I usually sleep in.

While I was rotating my shoulder this morning, trying to work out said pain, I suddenly remembered the Manglors, the worst toy ever to come out of the 80s.

Anyone else remember these things? They were monster action figures that you could stretch and rip their limbs off, and then put them back together to be "as good as new." The only problem was that the whole "as good as new" promise was total bullshit. Yeah, you could yank the thing's arm off and then use it to beat the crap out of your sister's Barbies. And then you could stick it back on, but that arm would never be the same. It'd be like a person losing a limb and then doctors gluing it back on. Not with super glue, but with snot.

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