July 27, 2006
My Destiny Revealed
Well, judging from yesterday's poll, it looks like I can look forward to a quick, when-I-least-expect-it, incredibly painful death at the hands of my old friend, the dwarf in a red raincoat.
I'll be seeing you soon, Chris
I tried finding a video clip of that dwarf slicing Donald Sutherland's neck, but I couldn't find it anywhere on the net. What kind of a world do we live in when I can easily find a video clip of this horrifing abomination:
But not the Don't Look Now dwarf ending?
I'll tell you what kind of a world: an unbearably light one.
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Ok Chris, I had blocked any and all memories of Bruce Willis singing from my mind until I clicked on that video. I think this calls for a certain Evil dwarf in a raincoat to pay a very special visit to Mr. Willis instead, you think? Hmmm?
Posted by: The Jenitron at July 27, 2006 11:07 PMI don't know what's worse. The fact that a bunch of dudes are sitting on the porch singing about drinking wine coolers, or the fact that I myself have been walking around for three days now belting out "IT'S WET AND IT'S DRY" at totally inappropriate times.
Posted by: chris at July 28, 2006 10:41 AM
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