July 23, 2006

Falling in Love All Over Again

Over the weekend, after an unfortunate run-in with some slightly off Mexican food...

I decided to abandon years of hardcore potty training and go back to craping and pissing my pants like a kid. I was like, "Why am I wasting all this time sitting on the toilet when I could just let the chips fall where they may and have more time for the important things in life?" I even went out and bought some plastc sheets and Depends to prepare for my transition.

But then I saw this video...

And I was reminded of just how much my bouncing poo and pee droplets enjoy swimming down the giant waterslide that is the toilet. And I thought, "Who the hell am I to deny them that simple joy? Isn't there enough misery in the world without those bright-eyed little bundles of human waste having to suffer along with everyone else?"

So it's the potty for me, until the day I die. Now if I can just find a couple Japanese tigers to sing the Shi Pa Pa song with me every time I use the can, my life will be complete.

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