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July 06, 2006

Happy Morning

Did you ever get one of those "I'm quietly judging you" looks?

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I get it a lot in the morning as I make a huge pot of tea or coffee just for myself. Well, from now on I'm simply going to refer these judging bastards to this, the best commercial for coffee I've ever seen. Instead of just showing a bunch of crap about how some Columbian dude and his donkey collect the coffee beans or whatever, they got right to the heart and soul of the matter. Ladies and gentlemen, this is why people need coffee.

It's like someone took The Polyphonic Spree, dipped them in radioactive gold paint, and told them to...well, told them to just be themselves really.

Now I just need someone to make great commercials for craft beer, Jack Daniels, gluttony, and strangling hookers and I'll never have to explain anything to anyone ever again.

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