i have no idea what the hell this book is about. but i really can't wait to read it.

I scared. And excited.

I think you went into too much detail and gave the whole plot away.
Might as well start another one.

Jen, I was afraid of that. I knew that adding that photo of Frank Perdue was going too far. But I did it anyway, like an ass. Damn my self-destructive nature. A whole year of writing down the drain!

Oh I am fortune's fool!

Yeah, but I thought the part where Frank Perdue and his sidekick dolphin bust into that pentecostal congregation where members are dancing around with rattlesnakes and Frank is kinda dressed like Rambo and starts shooting up the place was a bit much. And then the scene afterwards where Frank and the dolphin realise they truly DO love each other and proceed to make love in the ocean was not needed.

But the soundtrack by Tiny Tim was good. I have high hopes for the next one.

It's a grampus, not a dolphin. Geez Jen, I'm glad to see that 750 bucks I gave you to attend that "Grampuses Are Grrrreat!" course at Sea World was well worth it.

Remind me to never again let you talk me into funding your aquatic knowledge whims.

I hate to confess this to you, but while I was supposed to be at the "Grampuses Are Grrrreat!" course I was actually using that 750 bucks at the nearby Chuckie Cheese's playing Skee Ball. I won lots of tickets, though, and got this awesome glow in the dark boom box/casette player/alarm clock. The best part about the machine is that you can set your alarm for bell, radio, or block rockin' beats.

Now isn't that experience worth more than that 'ol course at Sea World? Yeeaaahh.....I thought so.

I think I do get it. Hospital, please.