October 06, 2005
We're all doomed
Craig Thomas just emailed me some rather disturbing news: Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers is apparently none other than Don't Look Now's Adelina Poerio.
Don't believe it? See for yourselves:
Harriett Miers
Adelina "Throat Slitter" Poerio
Quick! Write your senator before we have a psycho killer dwarf sitting on our nation's highest court!
[Update 10/27: She withdrew. I just hope she's not so ticked off now that she'll start pretending to be a little girl and slitting throats again.]
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That is so right on it's scary. So then she's seen Donald Sutherland nude, correct?
Posted by: K at October 21, 2005 12:01 PMWhether in a movie or in our dreams, haven't we all seen Donald Sutherland nude at least once in our lives?
Posted by: chris at October 22, 2005 08:46 AM
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