June 01, 2005

The Meaning of Foop

Next month I'm honored to be a participant at this year's Readcon in Boston. In its 16th year, Readercon is the world's finest purely literary science fiction convention. What does that mean? Well, basically it means that you won't see any stormtroopers walking around scratching their plastic-covered asses.

I'm joining some other kickass writers, including one of my favorites--Jonathan Lethem. It's July 8-10, so come on out if you want to hear me and some other sexy authors talk about this and that on a bunch of cool panels, see some lively readings, get a few sweet autographs, buy me a Jack and rootbeer, join James Morrow and I in an impromptu a capella rendition of Tie Me Kangaroo Down, and so on.

Now it's time for an educational lesson on the meaning of the word foop.

According to the Urban Dictionary, 'foop' has three meanings:

1. v. To insert exactly 2 fingers into the anus.

To get extra clean, I soaped up my hand and then fooped myself in the shower today.

2. v. Barbadian for "have sex"

Man, I want foop she bad doh!

3. v. A mix between farting and pooping.

For the love of God, I fooped in my pants again!

You'll be happy (or perhaps disappointed) to know that I'm not invoking any of these meanings in the title of my first book.

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