January 30, 2005

Googlewacky

My handy dandy website statistics tracker tells me that this past weekend someone came to this very website by googling the phrase "fetishism with retarded people."

Yikes.

To make sure there wasn't an error of some sort, I went ahead and googled "fetishism with retarded people" myself. It turns out that chrisgenoa.com is the 6th choice on the list of sites when you do so. The 6th! That's top ten! For "fetishism with retarded people!" [Update: As of February 1st, we're now number one! Woohoo! We're the "I'm Feeling Lucky" site for a fetish!]

A message to the misguided individual who came here in search of enlightenment regarding that age-old pastime of fetishism with retarded people:

I am sorry. There are no articles here on how to seduce someone who is mentally handicapped. I imagine it's not much different than seducing anyone else. If you're looking for information on seducing people in general you can email me and we'll talk. But let this be clear: NEITHER CHRIS NOR MYSELF HAVE ANY TIPS, TRICKS, OR TACTICS ON GETTING IT ON WITH RETARDED PEOPLE.

Also, you will find no pictures of people having sex, of any kind, with retarded people. If it's images you really crave, I suggest you check out the movie Gummo, which features a sex scene between a girl with down syndrome and a dirty redneck boy. It's rather disturbing, but I have a feeling you'll enjoy it immensely....pervert!

Really now. A fetish for retarded people? I've heard of fetishes for all sorts of wacky stuff, and I have quite a few myself, but this takes the taboo cake. Couldn't you just have someone piss on you like the rest of us do?

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