December 24, 2004
Chingedy ching, hee haw hee haw
It is Christmas Eve…and as promised, Chris is home. He is sitting by the fire as I write, smoking a cigar while Dino sings Chris’s all-time favorite carol, Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey.
To prove that he’s safe and sound to all of his worried fans out there, here’s a picture Chimp Norris took of a dapper Chris just moments ago:
The tale of his rescue is rather disturbing, which is why I’m holding off until next week to tell it. This is a time of joy and good cheer, not blood and horror.
So have a wonderful holiday, and stay tuned next week for my pictorial essay entitled “The Excruciatingly Painful and Horrifying Death of The Evil Doll”
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Thank God! Now I can go ahead with my Christmas plans.
Er, I hope this doesn't mean you're surrendering the blogging chores to Chris, does it Pepino? Say not so!
And Merry Christmas,
MM
Posted by: Magazine Man at December 25, 2004 12:39 AM
Fear not, Big M. Chris will be much too busy working/procrastinating on Lick Your Neighbor and promoting/whoring Foop! to maintain a blog as demanding as this.
I started this thing and will carry the torch until I am physically no longer able to do so. This I promise.
However, since Chris and I will be travelling to conventions and such once Foop! is in print, I've decided to utilize guest bloggers to come in for short periods and fill in the gaps.
Your first guest blogger, making an appearance sometime in February, will be Chimp Norris. Let's hope he's a better writer than rescuer.
Posted by: pepino at December 25, 2004 11:07 PMChris, have you seen Friday the 13th part IV with Corey Feldman? Chris, have you seen Wes Craven's Deadly Friend, with the chick from Buffy the movie? Okay bye friend.
Posted by: Georgia at December 26, 2004 11:27 AMGeorgia, yes, Chris has seen "Friday the 13th: From Crystal Lake to Manhattan." Chris thought Feldman sort of phoned-in his performance in that one, but I feel it featured some of his best work since "Bikini Bandits Experience" (which co-stars Maynard James Keenan from Tool as the devil and Dee Dee Ramone as the Pope).
Posted by: pepino at December 26, 2004 12:27 PM
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