November 24, 2004

Commercial Break

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. "

Thanksgivng just won't be the same this year without Chris or Dino Doll around. Who'll stuff the turkey with gin and olives? Who'll soak the sweet potatoes in Jack Daniel's? Who'll pass out in a pool of vodka and cranberry sauce? The answer: no one. It's enough to make a grown mite cry, and I have Gina, Steph, and the evil doll to thank. So thanks...jerks.

Since Chris will also be unable to attend Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow with his family in Philadelphia, I will be sending someone else in his place. He is a dear friend of Chris', and I'm sure he'll have LOTS to say to Gina and Steph.

Meet Chimp Norris. He likes mashed potatoes, sweet potato pie, cornbread, and giving Steph and Gina roundhouse kicks to their big fat backstabbing heads.

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