November 14, 2004
Adelina Poerio, you frighten me.

I couldn’t sleep last night. I kept having nightmares involving the 1973 film Don't Look Now. If you're not familiar with the film, the story opens with a child, wearing a red raincoat, drowning in a backyard stream. The parents of the child, played by Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie, are understandably overwhelmed with grief and decide to get away from their home with all of its horrible memories and go live in Venice. There the father keeps catching glimpses of what appears to be a little girl scurrying through the streets in a red raincoat. When he's not doing this he's either admiring his impressive mustache in the mirror or having gratuitous sex with Julie Christie.
Finally, one night he corners the mysterious red raincoated child, sobbing in the corner of an abandoned building. He approaches her tenderly. He says soothing things to her.
“It’s OK…don’t be afraid. I’m not going to hurt you.”
When he gets within a few feet of her, the child turns around and reveals she's not a child at all but a hideous old dwarf lady with a butcher knife. The dwarf turns her head awkwardly a few times and then brutally slits the guy's throat.
With all of the terrifying things going on in the world, with the thousands upon thousands of people dying horrible deaths, with disease, torture, hunger, crime, McDonalds, ice caps melting, and massive chunks of space rock whizzing by our planet, it's this, this dwarf in a raincoat played by Adelina Poerio, that keeps me up at night.
I have to ask myself, why? With all of things in this world that really could kill or harm me, why do I check the closet every night for Adelina Poerio? Why do I look under the bed for Adelina Poerio? Why do I shake my fist and yell out "Adelina Poerio! If you're in here, get out!"
The truth is, more people are electrocuted by their toasters every year than are killed by Adelina Poerio. And yet here I am. Still thinking every now and then that out of the corner of my eye I saw an old dwarf scurry by, and then getting goosebumps. Meanwhile, sparks are flying out of the toaster, viruses are mutating, children are hungry, and guns are being loaded. But I'm too busy to worry about those things. I've got my hands full with Adelina Poerio.
But at least I'm not alone. It seems the entire world has its hands full with their own Adelina Poerio's.
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adelina poerio makes me upset...
i loved that movie, but, adelina, why did you have to do that to me?
i like the way you think...
xoxo
I was watching Bravo's 100 most scary moments (I think that's what it was called). Anyway, "Don't look now!" came on and the little dwarf lady scared the crap out of me. That was Friday night and I still can't sleep.
Posted by: Lucy Gray at May 9, 2005 07:54 PM
Well, young lady, taking the name of Lucy Gray from Wordsworth's poem of the same name isn't a step in the right direction. That poem is kind of creepy, especilly if you picture Lucy Gray looking like Adelina...
Yet some maintain that to this day
She is a living child;
That you may see sweet Lucy Gray
Upon the lonesome wild.
O'er rough and smooth she trips along,
And never looks behind;
And sings a solitary song
That whistles in the wind.
Adelina Poerio is the scariest thing ever! I dont like being left hime alone in case she comes for me in the night and tries to eat me or kill me with that knife! I watched the film a week ago, and im still getting nightmares about a dwarf in a little red raincoat =S
Posted by: Ellie at July 28, 2005 04:46 AMI swear that chris person makes me laugh so much. Good on ya mate.
Posted by: Sean Corrigan at August 18, 2005 10:03 AMI agree. I was terrified when I saw that damned dwarf on the Bravos scariest movie moments countdown. My husband had to escort me around the house I was so scared. I still am, and expect to be for LIFE.
Posted by: Jacqueline at November 11, 2005 03:50 PMAaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Posted by: David at November 18, 2005 08:57 PMholy shit i seen that movie 4 years ago and i still hate the colour red and i scream when i see people with red raincoats! =/
Posted by: Shayla at November 23, 2005 04:21 PMI saw the movie Don't Look Now and I couldn't sleep for nights. That dwarf seriously scared me more than anything I can remember. I was also terrified of the blind lady, with those milky eyes and that creepy smile, even if she was a "good guy."
Posted by: MovieWatcher at December 23, 2005 03:30 PMhmmm, i don't know what everyone is scared of, personally i laughed when she came on screen, but maybe its just me lol...
Posted by: Craig at December 24, 2005 05:07 AMIf you love Adelina you must watch the the movie Unconditional Love with Kathy Bates and Rupert Everett which pays homage to Don't Look Now at the end of the movie. I never even heard of the dwarf in the red raincoat until watching Unconditional Love but was so intrigued by the dwarf in the red raincoat that I felt compelled to look up the original!
Posted by: lau at February 12, 2006 09:44 PM"Adelina Poerio! if youre in here, get out!"
i often find myself shouting this into rooms before entering them.
I just watched the film and see what you mean, that face is enough to keep anyone up at night...and not in a good way... xXx
Posted by: Chloe at April 30, 2006 09:21 PMShe kind of turns me on;-)
Posted by: Lou at June 23, 2006 07:41 PMi've seen some pretty bad movies, but adelina poeria makes this one by far the scariest thing i have ever seen. i watched it yesterday and had to sleep with the computer, the lights, and the tv on with blankets shoved under the bed.
Posted by: Dana at June 24, 2006 09:51 AMI remember watching tha when I was younger. OH MY GOD!!!! It mentally scarred me. I finally drifted off to sleep after about 3 hrs of going to bed. All I cold think of was that red coat and face. Scary stuff!
Posted by: Richard at February 12, 2007 10:28 AMhi!!!!!! wassup pplz xXx XxX we watched dnt look now last nyt n we were sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo freaked out!!!!! that dwarf freak was unda our bedz so dnt worri we no how u feel!x went into mi mumz bed n kept avin nytmarez. mi mum sed dat she had nytmarez 2. mi dad kept on doin dat awkward head movement in da nyt to freak ma mum out!!! lolz cya u pplzzzzzzzz. membaa 2 look unda da bed 2nyt!!!!
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Posted by: SELINA at April 18, 2007 10:18 AMwen the dwarf thing came on i actuly craped my self .
Posted by: tom at April 23, 2007 09:02 AMI was just having lunch with an associate, and he happened to mention that his wife's maiden name was Poerio. My mind went into this instant funk and as my eyes glazed over I think I heard him say that she was from Campo Basso. Flashback 1974 - the Imperial Cinema and a shaken, terrified yound child stumbling out of the premiere of don't Look Now and imagining Adelina in every corner, in every alley, hiding and waiting in the streets of Montreal, waiting to strike me whne least expected. The murderous dwarf in the film was not as I had imagined it in the Du Maurier short story, no it was far worse. Adelina became the password for every grotequerie imaginable. She haunted me for years and years, and then slowly faded from memory. Until this lunch - until I came back to my office and googled Adelina Poerio. Some things become clear over a lifetime and some things become clear after a lunch. What is clear now is that I will never go to Campo Basso.
Posted by: Dino Nifakos at May 3, 2007 02:17 PMI ve seen this film lot of years ago when i was 8 or 9 years old. i'm still frightened because of red raincoats. every time when i see some childs with a red raincoat i remember the last scene when the red raincoat wearing dwarf seems to cry and then is killing mr baxter. and also my younger sister and brother were looking that film the same time as me and we were playing outside and wanted to scare someone of ourselves we always said "there is the red dwarf!" it is a really scary reminder.... i tell you
Posted by: agostino at July 3, 2007 04:23 PMI'm going to be Adelina for Halloween. I have a little red raincoat. And I'm only 4'11. Zing!
Posted by: Stephanie at September 19, 2007 09:39 PMive been searching everywhere for this movie or at least a pic of this dwarf.however here she looks like a swet old ;lady is it just the pic
Posted by: anya at October 17, 2007 02:45 AMI just watched that movie again last night... for the first time in many years... she was even scarier than I remembered!
Posted by: Angelicfairy at January 3, 2008 10:46 AMI was dragged to this movie when I was about 7 because my parents were too cheap to get a babysitter. For decades I never remembered the name of the movie but I was haunted by the memories of that chicken shit little dwarf in the red raincoat. I was so elated that the dude found his little girl. And then FUCK! Chrs G. I feel your pain!
Posted by: jwb at March 5, 2008 10:33 PMAdelina Poerio is nothing compared to the homeless guy from David Lynch's Mulholland Drive. Watch it - you'll agree it's the scariest moment and face you've ever seen in your life.
Posted by: Lynch at March 23, 2008 01:17 AM
