August 29, 2004

Enough Already!

Recently, I've intercepted quite a few emails to Chris that all go a little something like this:

Dear Chris,

What ho, young man. This Pepino business…is there any weight to it? Eh? Or have you, as they say, gone cuckoo for Coco Puffs?

Best,

John Jay Nincompoop

Now folks, if want to know more about me, please go the archives page and read up on your chrisgenoa.com history. Or email me at pepino@chrisgenoa.com. Whatever you do, don't email Chris about it, because the man is busy. He has a book coming out soon, you know. And he's trying to write a second book. He's also writing a nice little ditty for the upcoming compilation, The Walri Project (which, as the title suggests, is a collection of stories about/starring/exploiting walri (which is, or should be, the plural for walrus)). So he doesn’t have time to answer such cockeyed questions!

I, Pepino, am not a walrus, nor do I associate with walri. I am a demodicid mite that lives in the follicle of one of Chris Genoa's eyelashes. I don't see what's so difficult to understand about that. I'm a mite, dammit. Everything you read on this site was created by me! Deal with it!

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